You poo in the shower. Own it.
PooWash is the sleek black drain device that turns your secret into a squatting, stomping, rinsing, 5-star spa ritual. No shame. Just suds.
I wear nothing but confidence.
Let's talk about the elephant in the shower. 🐘🚿
It happens. Quietly. Behind steamy glass. Nobody admits it. We're here to say: you're not weird — you're early.
of 1,000 Americans & Brits admitted to pooping in the shower.
QS Supplies survey, 2025
said they've done it in the shower… at work. Legends.
Survey, 2019
studies reviewed: squatting may ease bowel movements & reduce straining.
Scientific review, 2025
And those are just the ones who were honest. 👀
1 cm thin. Barely there 🚿Meet the device
Black. Minimal. Suspiciously elegant.
The ritual
- 01
Squat like nature intended
Your colon has been waiting millennia for this posture.
- 02
Stomp the pedal
A mechanical foot-powered crusher does the dirty work. Very satisfying.
- 03
Rinse with your showerhead
Your existing shower does the rest. Water-washed, not paper-smudged.
- 04
Step out, stay soft
Foam-slicked, paper-free, weirdly serene. That's the 5-star part.
*Concept device. Subject to engineering development and drainage system compatibility.
Installation
Three steps. Four minutes. No plumbers.
If you can lift a drain cover, you can install PooWash. Tools required: your fingers. Skills required: none.
1Lift out the strainer
Pop the old drain grate out of the opening — it usually lifts right out. Drop it in a cup, not down the hole you just freed.
2Fix PooWash over the drain
Line the 1 cm thin ring up with the open drain and press down until it seats. It locks in flush with the floor — nothing to screw, glue or dig.
3Poop in five stars
Candle lit, foam rising, duck judging silently. The most luxurious experience you have never had.
*Concept device. Install steps are design intent, subject to engineering development and drainage system compatibility.
The 5-star poo spa.
Warm steam. Soft suds. A happy ending for everyone involved (mostly your intestines).
Body
Squatting may reduce straining. Your gut sends a thank-you card.
Planet
Less toilet paper, fewer flushes. Trees and oceans high-five you.
Spa
Hot water, foam, eucalyptus vibes. Every visit is a treatment.
Pride
No more whispering. You're a pioneer of a brand-new category.
Eco & Wellness
Good for your gut. Rude to paper.
Every shower poo is a tiny environmental protest you didn't even plan. Here's the receipt.
Water
A modern toilet takes about 6 litres of drinking water per flush — older ones up to 13. You were already in the shower. The water was running anyway.
Paper
Roughly 27,000 trees a day go into toilet paper. Your shower poo used none. Not a leaf. Not a sheet. Not a single ply.
Posture
Sitting kinks you like a garden hose. Squatting releases the muscle that does the kinking — 42 studies say it may ease the whole visit.
The shower-poo receipt
TOTAL DUEOne candle + a stomp
Based on one shower poo a day and a 6-litre modern flush (older toilets: up to 13 L). Flush volumes: US EPA WaterSense & Fluidmaster. Tree figure: National Geographic. Posture: 2025 review of 42 studies.
Who is PooWash for?
Basically, the enlightened.
- 🪷 Squat enthusiasts — posture purists who know what's up.
- 💦 Water-wash believers — paper is so last century.
- 🧪 Hygiene rebels — open-minded humans ready for alternatives.
"I used to hide it. Now I light a candle and stomp with pride."
Pre-orders open
Come out of the shower closet.
Reserve yours now. Be first to squat, stomp & shine.
No charge today — we'll email you when it's ready to ship.